We’re All About This Thanksgiving-Themed Meghan Trainor Parody

It’s OK to be “All About That Bass” (no treble) 11 months out of the year, but when November rolls around, you better be all about that baste — as in turkey baste.

The Holderness family is back with a Meghan Trainor parody sure to haunt your Thanksgiving dinner for years to come. Remember that insane “Christmas Jammies” video from last year? This new clip actually manage to top that level of ridiculousness, reaching far into the outskirts of the universe and then crashing back down to Earth to literally rock your world. With butter.

If you don’t want to brave the 2-minute clip, we’ve transcribed the lyrics below. Get ready to SMH like you’ve never SMH’d before.

I’m all about that baste / ’bout that baste / more butter
I’m all about that baste / ’bout that baste / more butter

On Thanksgiving day / I think it’s pretty true
Us dads can’t make it, make it / Like we’re supposed to do
The dining room, room / We have no taste
We put all the wrong forks in all the wrong places

I see the magazines / With all the recipes
My daughter, she could make it / But me, daddy please
So mommy hands me this / And says you gotta sop
‘Till every inch of it is perfect / From the bottom to the top

Yeah, momma just told me don’t worry about the pies
She said I’d burn ‘em and screw up everything I try
She said your stuffing is dry, and your casserole’s made all wrong
So take this baster and timer, and go ahead and move along

And so I’m all about that baste / ’bout that baste / more butter
I’m all about that baste / ’bout that baste / more butter
I’m all about that baste / ’bout that baste / more butter

I’m bringing butter back
Don’t try to wear those skinny britches, nah
Cause Imma pour this all over that
And I’m here to tell you every inch of it is perfect / From the bottom to the top